The Best Sex Toys for Guys

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The best sex toys for men are, quite possibly, the best way to elevate your life right now. As the coronavirus pandemic continues, we’re all anxious, bored, and horny. Masturbation is a bright spot one-to-seven times a day. Know what makes it brighter? Sex toys. Yes, for men. Give your over-washed hands a break, and your body a whole new sensation.

The first step in sex toys is getting past whatever’s kept you from using a sex toy—alone or with a partner—up until now: a mildly Puritan shame, the hassle of cleaning up, the fact that the best sex toys for men kinda look like alien appendages. Or maybe it’s the misguided notion that “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Following the Malcolm Gladwellian 10,000-hour theory, you feel like an expert in the field. A harder, stronger, and more life-affirming orgasm sounds nice, but how much room for improvement could there really be?

A lot. The best sex toys do for masturbation what hot sauce does for a couple of perfectly over-medium eggs—take a great thing to whole new heights. Sex toys do things you and your partner can’t, no matter how advanced your yogic practices. And unless you’re Sting, you can’t make your penis vibrate on its own. You’re also going to struggle—by virtue of the limitations of the human anatomy—to stimulate your own prostate, a.k.a. the male G-spot, while simultaneously working the front. That’s where prostate massagers and vibrating butt plugs come in.

But we’re jumping ahead. Even if you’re not ready to explore self-guided butt stuff, plenty of sex toys will kick-start your masturbation game from good to great to apologizing-to-the-neighbors. Some of these toys are also great to use with a partner, if lucky enough to be quarantined with a sexual partner. And if not, these endless days of social distancing are the ideal moment to get fresh, and maybe a little weird, with your self-sex. Here are the best sex toys for men out there.


Best Discreet Masturbation Sleeve: Fleshlight Quickshot

Best Cock Ring: Lelo Tor 2

Lelo Tor 2 Luxury Rechargeable Vibrating Cock Ring

The Best Affordable Masturbation Toy: Tenga Egg

Best Prostate Massager: Lelo HUGO

Lelo HUGO prostate massager

The Best For Both You And Her: Lovehoney Bionic Bullet

Best Non-vibrating Masturbation Sleeve: TENGA Zero Flip

TENGA Zero Flip Hole Luxury Male Masturbator

Best For Full-Body Orgasms: Fun Factory Duke Prostate Massager

Fun Factory Duke Rechargeable Vibrating Prostate Massager

Best Rimming S(t)imulator: b-Vibe Rimming Plug 2

Best “Real Vagina” Simulator: Mangasm Lifetime Silicone Stroker

Mangasm Lifetime Silicone Stroker

Best Blowjob Accessory: LoveHoney BlowYo Extreme Wave Textured Blowjob Stroker

LoveHoney BlowYo Extreme Wave Textured Blowjob Stroker

Best Inexpensive Prostate Massager: Aneros Helix Prostate Stimulator

Aneros Helix Prostate Stimulator

Best Automatic Blowjob Machine: Autoblow AI

Best Gift For Her That’s Actually For You: Le Wand Loop

Le Wand Loop Silicone Attachment

Best Anal Beads: BASICS Anal Beads 6.5 Inch

BASICS Anal Beads 6.5 Inch

Best Fleshlight: Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit

Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit


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