The best sex toys for men are, quite possibly, the best way to elevate your life right now. As the coronavirus pandemic continues, we’re all anxious, bored, and horny. Masturbation is a bright spot one-to-seven times a day. Know what makes it brighter? Sex toys. Yes, for men. Give your over-washed hands a break, and your body a whole new sensation.
The first step in sex toys is getting past whatever’s kept you from using a sex toy—alone or with a partner—up until now: a mildly Puritan shame, the hassle of cleaning up, the fact that the best sex toys for men kinda look like alien appendages. Or maybe it’s the misguided notion that “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Following the Malcolm Gladwellian 10,000-hour theory, you feel like an expert in the field. A harder, stronger, and more life-affirming orgasm sounds nice, but how much room for improvement could there really be?
A lot. The best sex toys do for masturbation what hot sauce does for a couple of perfectly over-medium eggs—take a great thing to whole new heights. Sex toys do things you and your partner can’t, no matter how advanced your yogic practices. And unless you’re Sting, you can’t make your penis vibrate on its own. You’re also going to struggle—by virtue of the limitations of the human anatomy—to stimulate your own prostate, a.k.a. the male G-spot, while simultaneously working the front. That’s where prostate massagers and vibrating butt plugs come in.
But we’re jumping ahead. Even if you’re not ready to explore self-guided butt stuff, plenty of sex toys will kick-start your masturbation game from good to great to apologizing-to-the-neighbors. Some of these toys are also great to use with a partner, if lucky enough to be quarantined with a sexual partner. And if not, these endless days of social distancing are the ideal moment to get fresh, and maybe a little weird, with your self-sex. Here are the best sex toys for men out there.
Best Discreet Masturbation Sleeve: Fleshlight Quickshot
Best Cock Ring: Lelo Tor 2
Lelo Tor 2 Luxury Rechargeable Vibrating Cock Ring
The Best Affordable Masturbation Toy: Tenga Egg
Best Prostate Massager: Lelo HUGO
Lelo HUGO prostate massager
The Best For Both You And Her: Lovehoney Bionic Bullet
Best Non-vibrating Masturbation Sleeve: TENGA Zero Flip
TENGA Zero Flip Hole Luxury Male Masturbator
Best For Full-Body Orgasms: Fun Factory Duke Prostate Massager
Fun Factory Duke Rechargeable Vibrating Prostate Massager
Best Rimming S(t)imulator: b-Vibe Rimming Plug 2
Best “Real Vagina” Simulator: Mangasm Lifetime Silicone Stroker
Mangasm Lifetime Silicone Stroker
Best Blowjob Accessory: LoveHoney BlowYo Extreme Wave Textured Blowjob Stroker
LoveHoney BlowYo Extreme Wave Textured Blowjob Stroker
Best Inexpensive Prostate Massager: Aneros Helix Prostate Stimulator
Aneros Helix Prostate Stimulator
Best Automatic Blowjob Machine: Autoblow AI
Best Gift For Her That’s Actually For You: Le Wand Loop
Le Wand Loop Silicone Attachment
Best Anal Beads: BASICS Anal Beads 6.5 Inch
BASICS Anal Beads 6.5 Inch
Best Fleshlight: Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit